Cheney's got a gun

Last Monday, February 13, I was commissioned by my friend Ed of Franklin Lakes NJ to write lyrics regarding the vice presidential shooting to the tune of "Janey's got a gun" by Aerosmith:

Cheney's got a gun (2x)
What he go to Texas for?.....Does he know we're at war?
The President is sayin cut medicare we're payin
But Grandma needs new glasses who buys the fuel for airforce 2

Cheney's got a gun(2x)
Charge him with a crime..... he's gonna do some time
And send him down to Gitmo ....chain his ass to the floor
And Lynne can go there with him... Isn't she a stupid whore

Cheney's got a gun (2x)
what did his daughter do.... whose rug is she gonna chew?
took his buddy hunting and shot him in the face and chest
Dick next time take Scalia...for hunting partners he's the best

Celebrity Corner

Bernard Marcel Parent (Bernie), Goaltender Philadelphia Flyers 1967-1978. Talk about a class act! Here he is pictured with his Vezina Trophies (NHL goaltender of the year)which he won twice. He is also the only NHL player to win the Conn Smythe Trophy (playoffs MVP) in consecutive years.When I met him in 1990, the first thing he did was hold out both his fists displaying his Stanley Cup Championship rings on each hand, and an ear to ear grin. Its great to see a sports hero past his hey day showing that kind of enthusiasm. Here is a full bio.